ShoplyfterMylf 20.02.21 Case #3222976

Case #3222976 – February 21st, 4:13 PM. Suspect is a Latina woman over the age of thirty. She identifies herself as Gia Vendetti and is filed under our Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category. After being detained, she attempts to reposition the items she has stolen from the storefront in her bra. A metal detector search exposes the stolen goods, and the Officer takes proper action to retrieve the items. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on February 21, 2020.